Alternative Lyrics to Well Known Songs 27 - Drama Queen

As I’m sure you’re all aware, Drama Queens like to bitch, they enjoy creating scenes, being melodramatic, and they generally complain and/or whine about the littlest of things.

The Drama Queen: every incident or opportunity, no matter how insignificant, is exploited, exaggerated and if necessary distorted to become an event of dramatic proportions. Everything is elevated to crisis proportions. Histrionics may be present where the person feels she is not the centre of attention but should be. Inappropriate flirtatious behaviour may also be present.
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If you ever hear a woman, or indeed an effeminate man for that matter, making a mountain out of a molehill then avoid them like the plague.  They'll get you to waste you precious time on the most ridiculously inconsequential things you could conceive.  And that is time that (unless re-incarnation or a similar metaphysical system is true) you won't get back, ever.

So instead of wasting your precious time with Drama Queens, invest your precious time doing things that bring you joy, whatever they may be (and remember that Benjamin Franklin played with kites, and Frank Whittle played with toy planes, so anything goes).

(This post was inspired after/during reading THIS entry from Bob Wallace).

Play the music video above and sing along with the alternative lyrics given below.


# Drama Queen #
Oooh-ooh
Watch her bitch.
Hear her whine.
Having the time of her life.
Ooh-ooh.
See that girl,
cause a scene,
she is the drama queen.
 
Sparking off at the local mall.
She argues about something small:
"Why did you park the car there?
"Couldn't you park it here?
"We're gonna miss the shops."
 
Her claims are ridiculous.
They won't miss the effing shops.
They're open until late.
They're open twenty-four.
But she just doesn't care.
 
'cause when she get's the chance,
she's is a drama queen.
Hear her whine about anything.
Drama queen.
Hear her bitch about anything.
Oh yeah.
 
Watch her bitch.
Hear her whine.
Having the time of her life.
Ooh-ooh.
See that girl,

cause a scene,

she is the drama queen.
 
Here they are now in the shops
and she's bitchin' 'bout something else:
"Look at the price of these things,
and these things too,
They are exorbitant."
 
See when she get's the chance,
she's is a drama queen.
Hear her whine about anything.
Drama queen.
Hear her bitch about anything.
Oh yeah
 
Watch her bitch.
Hear her cry.
Having the time of her life.
Ooh-ooh.
See that girl,
cause a scene,
she is the drama queen.

She is the drama queen.


[End of lyrics.]